For Her

I love 3 day weekends. I especially love the kind of 3 day weekend that is spent with a sweet, sexy guy. Add a little bit of romance and a lot of hot, passionate sex, and I'm set for all three days. I have quite a few activities planned for the upcoming weekend. Hot, sweaty, kinky sex is right at the top of the list.

I plan to spend most of the weekend in bed with my man. I'm not a Monday person at all; I'm the typical grump. However, spending most of Monday morning (and afternoon) between the sheets is my kind of day.

I hope you have a safe, sexy weekend. I won't be around on Monday, so the next update will be on Tuesday, May 28. See you then!

If you're a woman, have you ever had penis envy? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to walk around with a cock? I think every woman thinks about what it would be like to be a man for one day. I think the first thing I would do is pee standing up. The second thing would be to take a video of myself jerking off. I'm not the only one who has these fantasies, am I??

Watch this trio of chicks satisfy their curiousity on the "caretaker." The guy is way too skinny for my tastes, but I like how the women take care of business. They really know how to manhandle a guy.

(I talked about penis envy with a male friend the other day. He said that every woman would prefer to be a man in their next life. I told him that you can't deny the universal truth: the vagina rules the world. He just nodded and agreed with me.)

Last night I was home alone with nothing to do. The basketball game sucked, and I wasn't in the mood to go out. Should I call my lover? Eh, I was tired. So I spent the rest of the night surfing internet porn. I found a choice links of Angelina Jolie. Yes, yes, it's so cliche for a straight woman to have the hots for Angelina. Most women I know would switch to the other team for her. I feel the same way. It's something about those dark eyes and the way she exudes sexuality. Unless you're on Team Jennifer A., you probably know what I mean.

Here is a deleted scene from the movie Gia.

A really short scene between her and Ethan Hawke.

And a clip that I've seen many times: the sex scene between Angelina and Antonio Banderas from the mostly forgettable "Original Sin."

Dennis Jospeh O'Neil is another half-Korean, half-Caucasian hottie. Similar to Daniel Henney , Dennis got his start as a model. Then, he landed a co-starring role in the Korean mini-series Sweet Spy . He is quickly becoming a rising star in Korea. Not only is he tall and handsome, but he is also a decent actor. Even though he only started to learn Korean, he's picking up the language quickly.

More pics are available on this very huge link from Asian Fanatics Forum. (There are a ton of pictures on there ,so be patient while it loads)

Here is a short clip with scenes from Sweet Spy.

Take two...I know I've posted Johnny Depp before. I'm posting him again, because 1) he is still one of my favorite hunks of all time and 2) I just bought my ticket for the opening night of Pirates of the Caribbean 3 . The movie opens on Thursday, May 24th. I haven't even seen Part 2 yet, and I'm excited about this one. I don't really care about the story. I just want to see Johnny's acting abilities. 

For more viewing pleasure, here is a clip of Johnny looking delicious in the movie Chocolat .